I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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