It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
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You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
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I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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