I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
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The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
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I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
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