I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
people are starting to question the shark bite story
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
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