Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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