why do cheetos always look like penises
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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