what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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