Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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