saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
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I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
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And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
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