Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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