yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
My feet surprised me
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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