I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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