the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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