she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
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while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
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Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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