I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
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just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
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I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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