Porn is love you can see.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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