I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
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