I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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