i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
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would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
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She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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