plz talk dirty to me
Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
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It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
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I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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