Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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