you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
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Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
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Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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