Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You smell like stripper and shame
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
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