There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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