I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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