I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I AM VODKA MAN
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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