Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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