She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
