it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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