wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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