I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
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