i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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