He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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