Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
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there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
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Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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