You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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