How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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