I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
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You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
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I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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