Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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