At least make sure they are 18
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Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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