Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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