Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
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she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
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Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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