How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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