Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
