He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
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It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
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you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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