god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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