I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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