I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
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