Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
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found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
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He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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