yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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