If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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