i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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