i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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