OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
